Fifty Shades.. .

Hindi ko ide deny. I am a fan of the book/s and I can't wait to see the movie :)

V is for...

So, my friend Charmaine is going to Boracay. Yeah, I know right? Tag bagyo na. Me and my other friend we're teasing her na ang gusto naming pasalubong eh Bora Boys na lang... Sabi ko, hindi naman ako choosy, kahit na yung may six pack abs na lang na kamukha ni Daniel Matsunaga... tsaka yung may V... kailangan talaga may V...

Ano ba yung V na sinasabi ko?

Yun. Basta yun. Tinanong ko sila... ano bang tawag sa V na yun? Sumagot si Attorney... V daw is for victory...

*So, apparently, OBLIQUES daw tawag dun... :)

kras

I found more pics of 'kras'. Thank you po Lord... I've been going through a very rough time lately... Its the small things talaga...

Pasalubong

Umuwi yung uncle ko galing sa States...  tinanong niya LAHAT ng mga pinsan ko ang shoe size nila tsaka belt size ( para siguro sa pants?) Tinanong silang lahat kung may specific brand sila na gusto para dun sa shoes... pero ako hindi niya ko tinanong... So dahil hindi niya ako tinanong, ako na nagkusa... sabi ko ang gusto ko ISSEY MIYAKE na perfume (yung for men ang mas gusto kong scent) hehe.. makapal na ang mukha kung makapal... para paraan lang yan... may isang mantra ako that I live by... kung hindi mo susubukan paano mo malalaman ang result... So sinubukan kong kung uubra kung hihirit ako ng pasalubong kung pagbibigyan niya ako since hindi naman niya ako tinatanong... eh umubra!!!! SCORE!!!!

So, hindi ba ako nahihiya sa ginawa ko? NAHIHIYA. Pero wala na kong magagawa eh... nasabi ko na...

Tapos nung binigay niya sa akin yung perfume.. kunyari nagulat ako... hehehe...

*notes of clarifications... lumaki kasi akong tahimik at hindi marunong manghingi... it's not in my nature to ask for something or even ask for help kaya I find it amazing na I said out loud yung pabirong hirit ko tungkol dun sa pabango...

9GAG update

As of 07/19/14 1:11 pm, My post on 9gag that made it to the Hot page has over 20,000 upvotes!!!

http://9gag.com/gag/azbNrdj

And now that I know what's it feels like to reach the Hot page... I can now die in peace :)

9GAG

I have been posting memes on 9GAG for quite sometime now, please do not judge me that I have no life, and everytime that I post something... hindi man lang umaabot sa Trending page... asa pa sa Hot Page? Nababaon na siya forever sa Fresh page... Nafru frustrate na ako kasi you can only post 2 memes a day and then you have to wait 24 hours until you can post something again (kaya dapat yung pamatay na post na ang ilaban mo)... the most upvotes that my post has gotten is only 100+ upvotes... before you reach the trending page... kailangan mong maka 300 upvotes... bago ka makarating sa Hot page kailangan mo ng 7000 upvotes...  Sa sobrang frustration ko... nagsuspetsa na ako na 'rigged' yung upvotes... na yung admin lang ang namimili kung sino ang mapupunta sa Trending page o kaya sa Hot page... kaya sabi ko, FUCK IT. Wala na akong paki alam... hindi ako mag o obsess sa walang ka kwenta kwentang bagay...

sabi ko sa sarili ko... ano ba ang formula nung mga post na nakakarating sa Hot page?... BOOBS!!!!
NOPE. Hindi ako magpapakita ng boobs. Maraming tao ang mawawalan ng ganang kumain.
KITTENS. wala kaming kittens... allergic yung doggy namin sa kittens... baka gawin niyang chew toy...

hayst. bahala na...  I posted something about an interview with George RR Martin... sabi ko... I love Game of Thrones... everybody loves GOT... pero dapat wag akong mag obsess kasi madi disappoint lang ako... (sina psycho analyze ko yung sarili ko... hindi naman ako nagsi seek ng attention kaya ako nag hahanap ng upvotes... na challenge lang ako, kasi kala ko hindi siya doable)... UNTIL....

TADAAAAAA...  I made it to the HOT PAGE!!!!

  As of 07/18/2014; 04:10 AM, this motherfucker has 10,800 upvotes... this is my first successful post... I am so proud of myself :) ECHOS!!!

*sigh

Nostalgia

nos·tal·gia

noun \nä-ˈstal-jə, nə- also nȯ-, nō-; nə-ˈstäl-\

: pleasure and sadness that is caused by remembering something from the past and wishing that you could experience it again

I suddenly remembered two of the favorite shows that I 

love to watch when I was a child... I used to watch 

these shows with my sister... at hindi kumpleto ang 

linggo kapag hindi kami nakapanood nito...

The first show is called Eerie Indiana

Marshall Teller's family moves to the small country town of Eerie, Indiana (Pop. 16,661). There, Marshall discovers that Eerie, as he puts it, "is the center of weirdness for the universe". Elvis lives there, so do a pair of twins who stay young by sleeping in Tupperware, and many other strange things. Each episode, Marshall and his friend Simon collect evidence about the creepy things that happen there.

The second show that I love to watch as a kid is Are you Afraid of the Dark?

Are You Afraid of the Dark? is about a group of kids calling themselves "The Midnight Society" spends each episode sitting around a campfire swapping scary stories. Creepy, but never gory or excessively frightening, common subjects included haunted houses, what goes on behind the neighbor's walls, and other things that go bump in the night.

haaaays.... 

Every Damn Day

Best Answer Kapag Mag-aabot ng Pamasahe sa JEEP

"MANOOOOOONG. BAYAD PO!"
——

#MedyoJinggoy

Manong: San galing ang 20?

Pasahero: Manong, wag niyo kong husgahan please. Ang perang yan ay hindi galing sa gobyerno.
—-

#MedyoParanoid

Manong: San yung bente?

Pasahero: Ano? Kaaabot ko lang nawala agad yung bente ko?!
—-

#MedyoMayabang

Manong: Estudyante?

Pasahero: Mechanical Engineer. 2010 Board Passer.
——

#MedyoHarotToTheNthPower

Manong: Estudyante?

Pasahero: Opo. 2nd year high school. Hindi pa nireregla pero may anim na crush na.
—-
#MedyoDumadamoves

Manong: Ilan dito sa 20?

Pasahero: Dalawa po. Isang manhid at isang nagmamahal ng palihim.
—-

#MedyoHarotPart2

Manong: San galing?

Pasahero: Nag group study po. Tapos alam niyo ba andun din yung crush ko. Magdamag niya akong tinuruan sa math. Tapos nung nag exam kanina, 0 nakuha ko. Hihi.
—-

#MedyoDefensive

Manong: San galing?

Pasahero: Nagmotel. 3 hours kami dun. At wag kayong judgmental please. Gumawa lang kami ng loombands.
——

#MedyoNakahithitNgPentelpen

Manong: San ang baba ng bente?

Pasahero: Tung-inuhhh!! Naglalakad yung bente!!!! 
—-

#MedyoHighblood

Manong: San ang baba?

Pasahero: Sa gitna ng kalsada. Para patay ako tapos kulong kayo.

—-

#MedyoEmoH3artZ

Manong: Ilan dito sa 20?

Pasahero: Isa lang. Wag niyo na din sanang itanong kung bakit. Sanay na ako na palaging iniiwan. Kaya nasanay na rin akong mag-isa. Keep the change.
——

#MedyoTumaTumblr

Manong: Walang barya?

Pasahero: Yan tayo eh. Sobra sobra na nga ang binigay, pero parang kulang pa rin. Parang pag-ibig…

#this

even the best fall down sometimes

Deym.

#this

Am I gonna be lonely for the rest of my life?

“If we wait until we're ready, we'll be waiting for the rest of our lives.”

Top 10 Regrets Of The Dying

“Our greatest fear should not be of failure, but of succeeding at things in life that don’t really matter.” 

1.  I never pursued my dreams and aspirations.
2. I worked too much and never made time for my family.
3. I should have made more time for my friends. 
4.  I should have said ‘I love you’ a lot more. 
5.  I should have spoken my mind instead of holding back and resenting things. 
6. I should have been the bigger person and resolved my problems. 
7. I wish I had children. 
8. I should have saved more money for my retirement. 
9. Not having the courage to live truthfully. 
10. Happiness is a Choice, I wish I knew that earlier.

Miracle in Cell No. 7

Aminado ako, iyakin ako, pag masaya ako, naiiyak ako. Pag malungkot ako, naiiyak ako. Pag nagagalit ako, naiiyak ako... Itong movie na 'to, sobrang bigat sa dibdib.. patatawanin ka tapos paiiyakin ka ng bonggang bongga... May kakaibang charm yung bidang batang babae (Kal So-won) na talaga namang mabibighani ka :) May kakaiba storyline yung movie, bago sa paningin. Maghanda ng panyo, bimpo o twalya. Ang Rating ko:  5 Handkerchiefs. 

here guys... enjoy :)

there were days (2) ...

Fuck this post
Fuck this post so much.
You want a “Why not?”
How about the way your best friend’s older sister will throw up by the side of the road because she’s crying so hard
How about the way your best friend will sob for weeks in her showers, in her bedroom, in the bathroom at school
How about the way your mother will cry every time she looks at herself in the mirror and pictures herself bringing you home
How about the way your father’s eyes will NEVER stop mirroring the image of your hanging body
How about the way your boyfriend will sit in his room in silence, unable to eat or sleep, or even to fucking shower, because why would he want to continue without you
How about the way the girl who called you a brother will start crying every time she sees your parents
How about the way your family will sit in your house after the funeral looking blankly at one another, because god knows they can’t find a fucking thing to say that doesn’t just float through the air where you should be walking
How about the way your sister will wake up every morning and see your door and convince herself that you could still be there, just sleeping in your bed
How about the way your ex girlfriend will come over and pull your clothes from the drawers and cry while she holds them desperately to her face to breathe in what’s left of you

Don’t you dare tell me it won’t change things
There may be stars in the sky and wind in the air and sun in the clouds
But without you we do not want them

Don’t you dare be selfish enough to believe you aren’t important to us

So fuck this post
and fuck this romanticism of suicide
and fuck you for leaving my sister to cry in her room when she thinks nobody can hear

there were days...